I can’t wait to see you smile, wouldn’t miss it for the world.

All innocence is long gone.

ro-chelle:

hopefisch:

jacobmwilkinson:

lostinmelody:

probably the best thing I’ve ever seen.

dear future wife I promise you will get something original like this

why is this the greatest thing. ever.

I want to be proposed with something magnificent. This is wonderful.

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bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

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YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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threatlevelitalian:

Just hanging out with the virginity hat.

threatlevelitalian:

Just hanging out with the virginity hat.

threatlevelitalian:

My friend said that a guy came into her work, bought two beers, asked for a pen, drank one, and left a full beer with this note. - Imgur

Fricking onions man.

threatlevelitalian:

My friend said that a guy came into her work, bought two beers, asked for a pen, drank one, and left a full beer with this note. - Imgur

Fricking onions man.

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Sand, under a 250x microscope

Sand, under a 250x microscope

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fishnetandfundip:

Tutorial:Gradient Nails{x}

fishnetandfundip:

Tutorial:Gradient Nails

{x}

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onwednesdayswewear-pink:

t-o-x-i-c-a-n-t:

bobopusa:

I’d rather have this on my blog than stupid hipster clones.

this is amazing <3
i love this so muchhh!

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onwednesdayswewear-pink:

t-o-x-i-c-a-n-t:

bobopusa:

I’d rather have this on my blog than stupid hipster clones.

this is amazing <3

i love this so muchhh!

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